Adelaide O'Hara - Alex Reilly
"Miss Adelaide" lives alone and likes it that way. Proud and self-sufficient. Never married, but local legend has it her high school sweetheart, Johnny Wilcox, disappeared back in the day and nobody's quite sure how or why.
Jimmy Gilcrest - David Crawford
Easy going sheriff. Good at his job, but recent mutilation murders in his county have him running in circles. Makes a special trip out to warn Miss Adelaide to be careful.
Billy Joe Budreau - Shawn Nyberg
Local farmer and Adelaide's nearest neighbor. Has had a thing for Adelaide since grammar school. Keeps thinking if he makes himself useful enough, she'll come around. Forty years and counting, no sign his plan is working. Still...
Reverend J. Mortimer Blackstone - Dusty Nichols
Over the top evangelist at KGOD, the local Christian station. Hellfire and brimstone. Spends most of his program predicting the end of the world as foretold in Revelations and soliciting donations, "while there's still time..." His main sponsor is Granny Homer's Toe Fungus remedy.
Heather D. MacNamara - Sheri Rippel
Newscaster at KZMB reporting another mutilated victim found, etc. Heather has big journalism ambitions and these murders may be her one chance to make a name for herself.
"Scary Larry" Maxwell - Bruce Smith
Nicknamed by local high school kids, Scary Larry is a highly decorated severely PTSD'd Viet Nam vet conspiracy theory off his meds but hauntingly lovable everybody knows him and ignores his rantings and he actually might have been right all along guy.
Maxine Johnson - Ashley Young
Local divorcee, not her first rodeo. Or second. Has designs on the sheriff but, so far, he's resisting. Maxine is the ultimate bad influence, and totally worth it.
Darlene Smith - Laura Mzichteno
Maxine's wing girl. Always up for whatever Maxine is up for. The only thing she really fears is Saturday night with nothing to do.
Jason "Beezer" Maxwell - Kelly Rippel
Beezer is Scary Larry's nephew, guardian, bread winner and roommate. Does his best to take care of his uncle, but needs his job to keep a roof over their heads and can't keep an eye on him all the time.
Convertible Girls - Larissa Goodwin, Abigail Musick, Wendy Long, Lauren Smith.
Bored, beautiful and a little too ready for some serious fun.
Without our fabulous crew, there would be no movie.
Kudos, thanks and holy molies out to:
Brenda Blackman - Production Manager
Dan Mauer - Cinematography
John Kauk - Production Photographer
Nicole Spacek & Carmen Anello - Makeup Design, Johnny Wilcox scene, worm wrangling
Erin McGinnis - Hair Design
Joe Gibson - Key Grip
Marilyn Harden - Set Coordinator
Harley Vinsonhaler - Mr. Crawford's stunt double